Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. All the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store less a walk than a lumber. So—away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruitcake, every cracker and chip. Every last bit of food that I like must be banished Till all the additional ounces have vanished. Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Funny Christmas Poems
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These funny Christmas poems range from slightly serious to hilariously humorous to sincerely silly. So see yourself warned ;-. We hope to satisfy your curiosity here. Some of these humorous Christmas poems will hopefully shed some light on that dark and mysterious North Pole. Enough babbling for now, following are some hilarious Christmas poems about Santa:.
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Are you looking for funny Christmas poems for kids and event adult? Here, we have written some of the Christmas poems that are funny and humorous. Christmas poems are a good way to bring back the memories of the old Christmas celebration and happy moments we had with our family and friends on Christmas day. Other poems about Christmas are good enough to make use giggle or smile, what more if we will add humor on it? I hope you enjoy them!
If the hustle and bustle of the season is draining your holiday spirit, a few humorous Christmas poems might be just what you need to re-energize. In fact, there are plenty of these poems to entertain the entire family, so take a break and have a chuckle or two. From the frustration of stringing Christmas lights to receiving a heavy block of fruitcake, sometimes you just have to shake your head and laugh off things that happen during the holiday season. Perhaps one of these poems will strike a chord with you. Oh fruitcake, oh fruitcake, Why are you heavy like a rock?